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Move over, Mother Goose.

Congratulations, and welcome to parenthood! Babies are a miracle, but even miracles poop. A lot. Thank goodness she''s got your twinkling eyes, he''s got your perfect nose, and we''ve got your aching back. Welcome to Hickory Daiquiri Dock: Cocktails with a Nursery Rhyme Twist -- the ultimate gift for new parents everywhere.

Featuring 20 classic nursery rhymes with a decidedly grown-up twist, it''s time to lose the rattle, pick up a shaker, and throw yourself an extremely quiet party. Especially if you''ve finally gotten the baby to sleep, which is always worth toasting to.

Drinks include:
-- Eeny, Martini, Miny, Mo
-- Jack and Coke (and Jill)
-- Ring Around the RoséR> -- Old MacDonald Had a Flask
-- Baa, Baa, Black Russian
-- and more!

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“More fun at a baby shower than a Diaper Genie.”
—Tampa Bay Times

"It''s not easy to riff off childhood favorites with such a clean balance of wit and punch, but Federle nails it.”
—Food Network Dish

“The exhaustion and the joy of parenthood are palatable. That is what makes this book exceptional. It perfectly captures both ends of the parenting spectrum.”
—BookTrib

"Hickory joins a line of recent publications like the viral smash Go the F**k to Sleep and the follow-up You Have to F**king Eat that add an irreverent twist to parenting."
—Atlantic Magazine

“[E]ssential cocktail book to add to your collection.”
—L.A. Times Daily Dish


Praise for Tim Federle''s Tequila Mockingbird


“It''s a little-known fact that the information in here will make anyone look and sound better than they actually do”
—David Baldacci

“…this is a wonderfully entertaining read, slight enough to be digested in one sitting, clever enough to be entertaining even if you never make a single one of the cocktails.”
—World of Beer blog

About the Author

Tim Federle is the award-winning author of one of the world''s bestselling cocktail recipe books, Tequila Mockingbird, as well as the Hollywood-themed spin-off Gone with the Gin, and the novelty board book Hickory Daiquiri Dock. His most recent book, Life Is Like a Musical, is a guide to life based on his experiences on Broadway. Declared "a prolific scribe whose breezy wit isn''t bound to a single genre" by the Huffington Post, Tim also writes screenplays and novels. A native of San Francisco who grew up in Pittsburgh, Tim now divides his time between New York and the internet.

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T. Beck
5.0 out of 5 starsVerified Purchase
Hilarious
Reviewed in the United States on July 27, 2021
If you know someone who is having a baby and loves a good cocktail then you must get them this book. I never laughed so hard. I’ve bought many.
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3.0 out of 5 starsVerified Purchase
Cute gift, worn condition
Reviewed in the United States on April 4, 2017
This book itself was cute and funny but it came in a bit of a worn condition. I was disappointed since it was a gift and i didn''t have time for an exchange but it looked as though someone had already read it and opened up all the pages, the edges outside were worn.... See more
This book itself was cute and funny but it came in a bit of a worn condition.
I was disappointed since it was a gift and i didn''t have time for an exchange but it looked as though someone had already read it and opened up all the pages, the edges outside were worn. Being a board book, the wear was the first thing i noticed.
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gerri decker
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Funny
Reviewed in the United States on September 16, 2021
My daughter got this for me and I thought it was so funny I had to order one for my father they are great to have on your cocktail table
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Christina Busse
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Bought this as a gift for friends who are now ...
Reviewed in the United States on November 20, 2017
Bought this as a gift for friends who are now newly minted parents. 😁 They''re gonna get a kick out of it!
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Kindle Customer
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Not for kids
Reviewed in the United States on January 29, 2020
Not for children but I knew that when I ordered it.
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emma2u
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Fun
Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2015
I got two copies of this book to send to my daughters-in-law. One has twin 3 yr. old boys and a one year old daughter. The other has a three year old daughter, but also works. The rhymes are fun and reading them without drinking may help them laugh at the end of busy,... See more
I got two copies of this book to send to my daughters-in-law. One has twin 3 yr. old boys and a one year old daughter. The other has a three year old daughter, but also works. The rhymes are fun and reading them without drinking may help them laugh at the end of busy, selfless days.
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Five Stars
Reviewed in the United States on February 7, 2017
Adorable book, and any home bars must have
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Frances Arnold
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A fabulous gift for the right sense of humor
Reviewed in the United States on April 10, 2016
Got this as a gift after my sister in law and brother had their first baby. It was a slam dunk gift. =0)
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orange_bubble
4.0 out of 5 starsVerified Purchase
Quirky gift idea for hard-to-buy-for people
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on January 8, 2016
Solid book made of thick cardboard durable pages. Quirky rhymes and cocktails that fit neatly with the original stories/nursery rhymes. Not all of them were as well known to me as I would have liked, but felt it was a great gift anyway as it is so unusual and quirky.
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great price & fast delivery
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on December 3, 2015
Just what I wanted, great price & fast delivery X
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a rare example of a kids book that isn''t just for kids
Reviewed in Canada on March 23, 2017
Good, boozy fun for the kids (who won''t get the boozy part) and adults (who will laugh more than the kids).
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